A Variety of Perspectives

Descartes: I think, therefore I am.
Aquinas: I am, therefore I think.
St. John: I’m loved, therefore I am.
Marx: I am, therefore I consume.
Kant: I am because I perceive it to be so.
Nietzsche: I am, therefore I despair.
Buddhist: I am not.
Freud: You think, therefore you’re perverted.
Today’s liberal: I feel, therefore I demand.
Atheist: I think I am but don’t know why.
Trans movement: I am whatever I say I am.
Unborn babies: I am, therefore I should continue.
Planned Parenthood: You are, but we pretend you aren’t to make money.
Pro-choice: You are, but will remain so only as long as I choose it.

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